|The Collected Tweets of @goatunit (part 3)
||[Jan. 28th, 2013|03:55 am]
I bet a documentary called "Whooping Cough: The Silent Killer" would probably be pretty poorly researched.|
I'm not judging, but the thing I don't get about furries is that an actual 6' dogman wouldn't be even a little erotic.
If you step to me, son, you better not blink / or you'll be markin' down your hit point damage in ink.
I can roll a one, and I still won't miss / increase two-handed weapon skill every time that I piss
Spellbook so thick, it's a terrible burden / straight crushin' them dungeons like Drizzt Do'Urden
But the rumors keep flyin' at the Toppling Flagon / cause I'm wearin' more bling than a platinum dragon
Trying to make a pro/con list for becoming a hardcore coke addict, but everything is in both columns.
I bet if you saw a dude dressed in rags in Gondor, you would have to seriously wonder whether he was a wizard or a homeless or both. #Hobbit
Also, you know there are guys in Bree that hate addressing hobbits and dwarves by species. 50/50 chance. Guess wrong, you're racist.
Rich libertarians are annoying, it's true. But poor libertarians are adorable.
I bet the best part about being blind is having a good friend who will lie to you about how popular you are on the internet.